I promised to post something last Monday and then I did not.
Sorry about that.
There are reasons--involving a messy house and a hobby that doesn't relate to investment except as an object lesson on how NOT to save money--but these are excuses and don't get us any closer to the ultimate goal of amusing discussions about money-related topics.
There will be more to follow, if not next Monday, then certainly the one after that.
I appreciate your patience.